Got Milk?

So the last few weeks I have felt like my brain has completely stopped working or it may not even be there at all. I have been doing and saying the dumbest things, and I have been forgetting everything! The only other time I remember feeling like my brain was this dumb was when I was pregnant with Sydney. And No I am not pregnant! I have no clue what in the world could happen that would suddenly make me so dumb literally overnight! I am going to give you an example about how dumb I have become. Are you ready for this? Please try not to laugh at me to loudly.

Monday morning I woke up and poured myself a bowl of multi grain cheerios, reached into the fridge to get the milk only to find that there was not any milk in my fridge. So I thought really hard about where the milk had gone because I know that I bought some when I went grocery shopping on Saturday. Most likely I left the milk at the check out stand. Sense I have had Sydney I have left grocery's at the check out stand probably about 6 or 7 times. So it seemed pretty likely to that was what I had done. Still a different part of my brain said; "Caralee I bet you left it in the trunk of you car." So I decided to check my trunk for the missing gallon of milk. I smoothed out my messy bed head, rubbed the mascara marks out from under my eyes, and made sure that my garments were tucked into my pajamas and went out to the carport to check in my trunk. Low and behold the gallon of milk was found. Only after being in the hot St. George sun for the last 48 hours it was looked more like cottage cheese than milk.

I decided to leave the milk it in the trunk and to go and get ready to go to my mom's house(her dog had puppies on Saturday. These puppies are really little and need to be feed from a syringe in order to keep them alive.) Then as I was leaving I could just drive over to the dumpster and throw away the nasty milk.

That was all good in theory but I (Hi! Remember me, the one with no brain.) forgot to throw the milk in the dumpster as I left. By the time I did remember the milk it was about five the evening. So I grabbed a garbage bag and went to retrieve the milk from my trunk. I opened the trunk to find cottage cheese all over everything in my trunk and the most offensive smell in the entire world, rotten milk smell! There is no smell to me that is worse then the smell of rotten curdled milk *gag*! So ya the uh milk carton had um exploded. All. Over. My. Trunk.

I tried cleaning it up the best I could without throwing up. I threw a few D.I. things away in our dumpster, along with a blanket that was covered in curdled milk. Then I tried to clean up the cottage cheese mess as best as I could before I started gagging and had to stop. I let Seth know about it a little while later and he also tired to clean up the mess, but Seth said that as he cleaned the cottage cheese stuff would just smear deeper in to the fabric in the trunk. Mean while that smell, you know the worst smell in the world, is spreading through the trunk and into my car. So uh ya my car now smells like rotten milk!

All of this is happened because I woke up one morning with my brain missing. So if anyone has seen my brain could you let me know. Or if anyone has an extra brain laying around some where I would so very much appreciate it if you wouldn't mind giving it to me because as you can see I am clearly not functioning very well with out mine and miss it dearly!

So I am off to try once more to scrub that smell out of my trunk, wish me luck!